This one is from Teacher’s Pet 2. We open on a generic classroom with Keegan Skyy (repeat offender) erasing the chalkboard while Michele Raven sits behind a desk. Keegan explains that she put the homework and tests for grading in Ms. Raven’s car and she’s really delivering these lines like there’s a gun to her head.
Ms. Raven thanks and dismisses her, then does the Columbo:
Keegan: “Yes, what is it, Ms. Raven?”
Ms. Raven: “You know Keegan, you’ve been a great teacher’s assistant for me, you’ve done a lot of work around here and I really appreciate it, but, in my class I grade only on knowledge and performance. You know if this semester ended today what your grade would be?
Keegan: “No, I don’t.”
Ms. Raven: “Well, you’d be getting a D right now. And a D is not passing.”
Wait. Keegan’s pulling a D and you’re letting her be the teacher’s assistant? And she’s even getting to carry homework and tests around for you? What kind of slap-dash outfit are you running in here?
Ms. Raven gets up and gets in Keegan’s personal space.
Ms. Raven: “And my class is something you’re going to need to get into college, so if you don’t get a passing grade with me you’re going nowhere. Stupid little girls like you don’t make it in the world.”
Jesus. I’m really hoping Ms. Raven says “You’re probably going to end up in porn”, turns to the camera, big wink.
Keegan: “Yes, Ms. Raven.”
Ms. Raven: “You do. Well do you spot anything for that?”
Ms. Raven grabs her by the pussy and aggressively pushes Keegan up against a bookcase.
Keegan: “What are you doing?”
Ms. Raven: “You’ve never been with a woman?”
Keegan: “No.”
Ms. Raven: “Well…it’s about time you did.”
Ms. Raven spins Keegan up onto a desk, hikes up her denim skirt, and whips off her panties.
Keegan: “You know, I’m not really sure I’m too comfortable with this, I think I should go home and talk to my daddy.”
Ms. Raven: “Your daddy? You’re 18, aren’t you?”
As she seamlessly works Keegan’s age of legality into the dialogue, Ms. Raven grabs Keegan by the chin/throat. This is…well, this is porn, so it’s kinda par for the course, but Jesus. This is all kinds of fucked up.
Keegan: “Yes.”
Ms. Raven: “Well, there’s some things you need to learn about this world. Sit.”
Keegan sits. Ms. Raven starts packing her box lunch. I can’t help but notice – as she starts finger-fucking Keegan – that she has absolutely massive fake press-on nails. Props to Keegan who keeps moaning – possibly rapture, possibly pain – as Ms. Raven’s raven claws are carving up the inside of the birth canal.
So. Things progress. Ms. Raven works Keegan over with a lengthy dildo. And then, in a transcendent moment of pornographic genius, she orders Keegan to say the pledge of allegiance. I did kinda wonder why they had the Pledge up on the wall in poster form, and it’s because Keegan very clearly doesn’t know it by heart.
Holy shit. Keegan Skyy deserves an AVN award for that sequence alone.
Things progress. Keegan eats Ms. Raven out for a bit, then dons a comically large strap-up which Ms. Raven fellates for a bit.
Two things about this that I enjoy:
- Keegan moaning in pleasure as Ms. Raven gags on the end of the fake dong. I get that this is a porn thing, but I’d like to imagine it’s just schadenfreude because Ms. Raven is a giant bitch.
- This strap-on dildo has a small amount of fake black pubic hair at the top. Just…why?
Keegan fucks Ms. Raven for a while, then works her teacher’s ass with a different (and significantly smaller) dildo – I’m guessing because Ms. Raven immediately tapped out – and then Ms. Raven works Keegan’s ass with the same smaller dildo. And finally things end the way they normally do in lesbian scenes – with a fake orgasm.
Ms. Raven: “If you keep this up, you just might pass my class.”
Ah. Blackmail.
The camera pans up to the blackboard –
-and slowly zooms in on the “ass” in “assignments” until it fades to black.
Kissing: No