We open with Codi Vore – which is a great porn name – sitting on the bed in her underwear talking to someone on the phone about her “fan” who is blowing her off, despite, you know, how hot she is. I think she’s talking about an actual fan.
We do get some pretty solid jokes in, so props to her:
“I need somebody who’s going to, you know to lift me up, and, you know, take me to new heights.”
But all of the sudden she jumps in fright, and we get a shot of:
Followed by this perfect line: “What are you doing, step-ladder?”
Give this girl a goddamn AVN award.
Codi questions how long the step-ladder has been watching her, and is supposed to be in the storage closet, and admits to being somewhat aroused and then…she commits to the fucking bit.
She goes down on the step-ladder.
She oils up her tits and gives it a pretty solid tit-job.
She then climbs on top cowgirl-style and rides it, featuring a good combination of her POV and stepladder POV shots, which is a sentence I honestly never thought I’d write.
There’s an implied cunninlingus scene which I don’t think should count because the step-ladder is not actually touching her, that being said, Pornhub tags the sections of the video so you can skip to whichever part you want to see, and this section is clearly labeled “Pussy Licking”. Then again, earlier in the video is labeled “handjob” when she’s clearly going down on the step-ladder. So who’s to fucking say?
We get another pretty great line:
Anyway, things end the way they normally don’t – no cumshot, for one, although there’s a decent fake orgasm, a post-coital cuddle, and then, of course, the post-sex confessional.
Everything about this is great. You can find it, type Codi Vore step-ladder into Google, it’s one of the best things I’ve ever seen. If she doesn’t win some kind of award for this we need to burn the AVN awards to the ground.
Oral Sex Reciprocity Scale:
- Fellatio: 1:07
- Cunnilingus: 2:14
Props to the step-ladder.