This one comes to us from Trailer Trash Nurses 4, which, I have to think we said all we needed to say in Trailer Trash Nurses 1-3, but there were 3 titles in the series after this one. We open on Nina Ferrari and Jewel De’Nyle talking about men and their patients in the hallway:
Brilliant.
Nina: “No, sweetie. Euthanasia is when you help someone die so that they don’t feel no more pain. Like a mercy killing.”
Jewel: “He wants you to kill him?”
Nina: “What would you do, muffin?”
Jewel: “Oh, I could never do that, Trixie. Is there any way you can change his mind?
Nina aka Trixie: “It ain’t no use. He’s still set on dyin’.”
Off-screen, we hear a man moan in pain.
Jewel: “Trixie, you get them silly dying thoughts out of that man’s head, you hear?”
Trixie walks through a glass door into the “TREATMENT ROOM” which is very helpful. Joel Lawrence says she needs to end his misery.
Trixie: “Are you sure you want to do this? I mean, there’s so many reasons to live.”
Joel: “Like what? My health?”
Trixie: “Well…music?”
Joel: “I listen to goth.”
Trixie: “Movies?”
Joel: “I watch porn. Which only makes me horny, and reminds me that I have no one.
Trixie: “Children?”
Joel: “They throw rocks at me.”
I hope it’s his own kids. It’s just way funnier that way.
Trixie: “Well, I can’t do this, Mr. Green, besides, it ain’t even legal.”
Joel: “Legal doesn’t take the pain away, nurse.”
Trixie: “Well, then take an aspirin or something.”
Eventually, Trixie is persuaded to Dr. Kevorkian him, and grabs a massive needle, but Joel stops her to lay down this gem:
We cut to a close-up of a vagina rapidly descending toward camera while a dramatic whooshing sound effect plays, and then Trixie slams her lady-bits into Joel’s eager waiting mouth.
That’s about it. There’s oral sex, fucking, and climax, but none of it is terribly interesting. He unloads baby batter on her face and it’s just done. What happened to the setup? I wanted to see Trixie choke him out with her vagina. Something like:
JOEL: (immediately post-orgasm)
Now I can die happy.
TRIXIE:
Lie down.
Joel lies down and Trixie straddles him. We see him struggle at first, then start flailing.
TRIXIE:
Shhhhhhh. Mama’s here. Don’t fight it.
He keeps flailing, then suddenly goes limp. We hear a long flatline, and slowly fade to black.
Kissing: No
Oral Sex Reciprocity Scale:
- Fellatio: 0.00
- Cunnilingus: 1:28
- Sixty-nine: 2:33
Score one for the ladies, I guess.