We open on Chloe Carter sitting on the couch. Her ‘mother’, Joanna Angel – who also directed this gem, rolls in and says:

Joanna: “Just wanted to let you know I’m going out, YOLO!”
Chloe: “…right.”
Joanna: “I’m going out with my baes.”
Chloe: “Why are you talking like that?”
Joanna: “I don’t know, it’s how everybody talks these days.”

This came out in 2016, so Joanna would be 37 when she directed this. 37 year olds misusing slang? That tracks.

Joanna reminds her that no boys are allowed, tells her to take the trash out, do the homework, etc. The door slams behind her and Isiah Maxwell pops up from behind the couch where he’s been hiding. They make fun of Joanna for her slang and start making out, but Joanna comes bursting back in before they can really get going.

Instead of just ducking back behind the couch which has been clearly established as an effective hiding place, Isiah hides behind the curtains…with his arms sticking out.

Joanna wants to take a photo with a filter so she’ll look like a dog, they argue briefly, finally Chloe helps her take the photo, and Joanna leaves.

Isiah: “Man, what is your mom going through?”
Chloe: “Mid-life crisis.”

They start making out again, but then there’s a screech of tires, door slams, Joanna is coming back again. Isiah grabs the lampshade off the lamp and puts it on his head.

Joanna enters and asks if she can borrow Chloe’s car, because…get this…Joanna’s car looks too much like a mom car. Chloe (who is very interested in getting dicked down) is like, yeah, whatever, gives Joanna the keys, but not before Joanna notices something…odd.

Chloe insists the lamp has always been there and it’s just a normal, everyday, run-of-the-mill lamp. Joanna is suspicious, and says “Turn it on.” Now, that’s about as good a segue into mother-daughter-interracial-threesome porn as you can get, but instead Chloe pulls Isiah’s arm twice. Nothing happens. Chloe says it must be broke. Isiah coughs loudly (!) and covers his mouth (!!).

Finally Joanna agrees and wanders out right as Chloe starts cracking up laughing.

They fuck without further interruptions in a variety of positions and things end the way they normally do.

Kissing: Yes

Oral Sex Reciprocity Scale:

• Fellatio: 3:58
• Cunnilingus: 1:11