Extra Credit: Geology Field Trip

We open on Madison Sins and Tabitha Blue sitting on a bench, surrounded by…fake geese.

Madison wants to talk about what happened that morning on the bus.

Madison: “I kinda feel like a slut after what happened on the field trip this morning. I just don’t know how I’m going to look Mr. Brown in the face again.”
Tabitha: “Yeah, I don’t know how to go to school, it’s going to be pretty tough.”

The girls put their chins in their hands and pensively stare into the middle distance as we’re left to imagine just what the fuck happened on the field trip. We slowly zoom in one one of the geese, because Jim Powers is a madman, before dissolving out to the dry California wilderness.

The girls happily jog up, hand-in-hand, to a school bus. I should probably note this one is called School Bus Girls 1. These are, uh, dangerous grounds we are treading.

The girls exposit that they hate field trips looking for minerals, and they hope “Mr. Brown” doesn’t miss them. The conversation quickly turns to Tabitha’s new clit piercing.

Madison: “Oh my Gawd, you pierced your pussy! God, I can’t believe you pierced your pussy! Where’d you do it at?
Tabitha: “I did it at the mall at that new accessory studio they have.”
Madison: “Can I touch it?”

Consent! It’s important. Also, I’m not an expert on clit piercings, but I don’t think that mall shops do those. Maybe I’m wrong. Did you have your genitalia pierced at the mall? Email me.

Madison starts rubbing Tabitha’s piercing which quickly graduates to the greater vaginal area which quickly leads to mutual masturbation.

I should note that Tabitha has giant press-on nails, whereas Madison’s nails are neat and shortly trimmed. According to all I know, this should tell us that Tabitha is a Porn Lesbian and Madison is a Real Lesbian. According to IAFD, Madison did 4 lesbian-only scenes, and Tabitha…also did 4. Well. Fuck. I was hoping to draw better insights. Sorry guys, gals, non-binary pals.

After a couple minutes Mr. Brown – aka Brett Rockman – comes striding back with a clipboard and boards the bus. As he boards the bus, the boom mike is clearly visible sitting in the driver’s seat. Great job, guys.

Mr. Brown: “Look you two. I know Geology isn’t the most exciting course. And you probably hate these field trips.
Madison: “No we don’t hate your field trips, Mr. Brown.
Tabitha: “Yeah, we like’em.”
Mr Brown: “Now what were you two doing in the back of this bus? Were you smoking pot?”
Madison: “No Mr. Brown we weren’t smoking pot.”
Mr. Brown: “Oh really? Let me smell your fingers?”

BUSTED.

He starts huffing their fingers for probably way longer than a teacher should. Mr. Brown interrogates them further until they admit they were playing with each other. He suggest they continue doing so, because “just because I’m old geology teacher doesn’t mean I can’t enjoy it.” He promptly pulls out a truly enormous cock.

Things progress the way they normally do when two schoolgirls are summitting Fuck Mountain with their geology professor, until it’s time for the butt stuff:

Mr. Brown: “All right, open up those butt cheeks.”
Madison: “Mr. Brown is it going to hurt?”
Mr. Brown: “No, it’s not going to hurt, it’s going to feel good. Watch, you’ll get used to it.”

Mr. Brown inserts his massive cock into Madison’s ass. Madison recoils away from the dick.

NOPE.

Madison: “STOP OW OW OW OW!”

We immediately cut forward to them having normal vaginal sex for the rest of the scene. Turns out Mr. Brown was not an effective ass-play teacher.

Anyway. Things end the way they normally do.

Mr. Brown: “All right girls, get dressed, let’s go, it’s time to get out there on the field trip.”

Hey now! What a bunch of bullshit. The deal is, you fuck the teacher, and in return they give you an A / let you out of the stupid field trip / it’s supposed to pay off in some way other than one of you having a sore ass and walking funny for the next two days. Respect the genre!

Kissing: Yes, but only the girls.

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