Episode Six – Virgin Producers
We open episode six with the judges all talking about what will be happening in the next phase of the competition. They mention that Adrian’s been on the chopping block, and Lexi says she’s not a strong performer.
Keiran: “I really think Johnny really needs to turn it around, as much as we love him, we really need to see him start performing now.”
Yeah. It’s weird that you kept a male porn star around who hasn’t managed to get a single erection five full episodes into a porn competition.
The judges get together with the contestants and explain that for this round, they’ll be producing, directing, and starring in their own porn film, complete with a small budget of $100 per couple. They do a schoolyard pick, and one judge will be paired with a couple contestants.
We begin with Team Remy, who’s picked Allie Eve Knox and Buddy Hollywood. Their initial idea is a slutty maid service.
Next is Team Keiran, who has Khaya and Johnny, and their idea is something piratey. Fair enough.
Team Lexi drafted Blair and Donnie, who decide to go with a classic: the plumber arriving and shooting in the kitchen. We get some footage of Blair and Donnie walking around shopping for supplies.
Team Tori selected Hero and Adrian, who decide to reverse the typical pizza scenario and have Adrian be delivering a pizza to Hero. Tori likes it and says she’s ready to see some ‘nasty pizza sex’.
We get a quick flashback to Veronica Vain, explaining after she had her Hustler performance, she shot a scene with Manuel Ferrera, and apparently got a six-figure deal, which I find rather hard to believe, even with the added benefit of having the porno featuring product placement. The flick, Screwing Wall Street: The Arrangement Finders IPO, was apparently also intended to help promote ArrangementFinders, a sugar baby/sugar daddy connection website. Both Manuel Ferrera and his wife and business partner Kayden Kross talk about how they would totally work with Veronica again, a fact that I would believe more if they had, in fact, worked with Veronica again in the past seven years. But fair enough, well done to them all.
And with that, we move to where Khaya’s getting her makeup done while Tori and Lexi hang out. Blair comes in and drops a bombshell.
Apparently, Adrian – the naughty minx that she is – did a professional porn scene with James Deen. Tori is like ‘oh shit they’re shooting a scene’ and sprints downstairs to interrupt Hero and Adrian, who, in a curious bit of timing, have just started shooting their pizza delivery intro:
Tori explains to Adrian what she found out and asks how recently it happened, and Adrian confirms it was recently. Probably during one of the lengthy gaps between filming episodes, but at any rate, this is a problem because all the contestants had to sign contracts that they wouldn’t shoot outside porn scenes while they were on The Sex Factor.
Tori finds the rest of the judges and has a little discussion. Keiran is like, fuck it, get work while you can, while Remy protests that it’s a competition and they can’t, like, have contestants doing work and making money. They all argue about this.
After a scene break, we move into Blair and Donnie’s scene, which quickly…gets weird.
Blair: “I started out plunging myself, and getting him to plunge me.”
I mean, I know it was a freshly-bought toilet plunger, and they probably washed it first and everything, but what the fuck? I don’t find plungers sexy. Who thought this was a good idea?
The good news is that Donnie gets hard, and they fuck in a variety of positions, but he’s not able to pop on camera. After, the contestants and judges get together to watch the completed porno:
Everyone’s pretty positive on it, and the judges even think the plunger bit was a good idea, and Blair and Donnie get a nice round of applause. And then…they start rolling Adrian’s scene with James Deen. Surprise!
Once it completes, Asa says that yes, filming with James Deen was against the rules and all the judges have different opinions on how to handle this, but defers first to Keiran- PSYCH! Roll credits instead. But fuck that, not much happened. Let’s soldier on!
Episode Seven – Virgin Producers, Part 2
After the teaser, we get some footage of Khaya and Johnny shopping for their pirate items. Keiran walks them through some basics of blocking. Remy does the same for Buddy and Allie. Eventually we get down to Khaya and Johnny shooting their scene:
And what do you know, apparently dressing like a pirate does it for Johnny, and he gets hard, and they fuck. He loses it a couple times, but Khaya is somewhat of a sex demon.
Khaya (confessional): “I think it could have been a little bit better if he kept his hard-on, it was a lot of working blowing him to keep his hard-on.”
Johnny (confessional): “When I went soft, I called her over, said okay, can you play with my balls, give me head so I can get back up, she did that, I got right back up, and we kept going, continue on with the scene. That’s what they say the pros do, right?”
Teamwork makes the dream work, I guess. He doesn’t pop, though.
We move over to Allie and Buddy. Allie’s got a sexy French maid thing going on, and is doing the cleaning until she accidentally knocks a cup of water onto Buddy’s crotch. But, when it comes time to fuck…he can’t get hard.
Tori: “Really at the end of the day, we’re shooting porn, and we need some hard dicks around here, and if you’re not going to give us that, what am I going to use you for?”
Yeah, it’s almost as if you shouldn’t have eliminated the one contestant who was able to get hard and ejaculate on camera.
We go back to the viewing room where everyone is watching Khaya and Johnny’s scene. Everyone thinks it’s great. We then view the failure of Allie and Buddy, and after, the judges drop some truth bombs.
Keiran: “Let me ask you a question, do you think it’s fair for your female talent to have to fluff you?”
Buddy: “No.”
Keiran: “Cause she’s having to do something out of her job description. Her job description is to sit and lay and suck and – on-camera, when that red button’s on. Not off-camera. I know she’s trying to help and yeah that would help, but for forty minutes – I know you girls would go crazy if that – ”
Tori: “Is that about how long it was? It was about ten minutes?”
Remy: “When they say it’s time, it’s kind of time.”
Asa: “What Keiran said is true, it’s not the girl’s job to fluff, it’s the guy’s job to get his dick up. But ladies, just so you know, a good performer will fluff and do everything she can to get the guy’s dick hard, it’ll make everyone’s day go faster, and act like you enjoy it the whole time.”
With that, we’re back to the Adrian drama. Lexi says she doesn’t think it was fair to the other contestants. She doesn’t elaborate on how or why. Asa and Remy point out that rules were broken, and everyone wants to shoot the girl contestants, but they can’t. (Obviously, nobody gives a fuck about shooting the male contestants, that’s not how porn works)
Anyway, the judges (read: the producers) have decided that Adrian is being disqualified. Also, Buddy is on the chopping block and is eliminated as well. And another two bite the dust.
Adrian did not shoot any professional scenes other than her two with James Deen. Buddy Hollywood was in 135 pornos from 2015-2019, but has apparently left the biz.
