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We open on Karma RX (which makes me think of a prescription for karma, which is a…interesting porn name. Not saying I like it, not saying I hate it. Although on principle I dislike any porn name that’s less than four letters because it makes searching for it difficult) At any rate, Karma is on the phone, presumably with her boyfriend or husband, in front of her laptop, which features a prominent “I voted” sticker, even though this came out in 2021. I guess they’re trying to imply Karma takes her civic responsibilities seriously, even though she’ll spend the rest of this episode undercutting that.  

Karma explains how beautiful and romantic Iceland is, and that you can even go horseback riding on frozen lava, which is apparently a thing. The conversation turns to Karma’s vaccination status:

Karma: “Listen, I’m gonna get vaccinated. I know. I know it’s two weeks away. No, cause I don’t need a second shot. No, cause listen, I’m not a dummy, okay, I’ve already figured this whole thing out. No, I have my own plan for how I won’t need to get two shots. No, I’ll be ready by the second…or by next week or whatever.”

The only thing worse than listening to porn stars improvise is listening to porn stars spread vaccine misinformation.

Karma: “You don’t think I’m dumb, right?”

Not touching it.

There’s some more blathering on the phone about how much they love each other and how romantic the vacation will be until there’s a knock at the door. Karma runs over and demands to see their IDs and their vax cards. The first black guy shows his documents, and then the second black guy does, and so on and so forth. Some of them seem to be showing what almost looks like a real digital vax card, and others are just holding up their phone screen with the home screen locked. 

Luckily it doesn’t matter, Karma waves everyone inside. Once she’s done, she explains her master plan. 

Karma: “So I want to go to Iceland with my boyfriend, cause Iceland is SO romantic, so I’m not vaccinated and so like, you know, I don’t really, I’m afraid of needles, so I don’t want to go do that, so I was doing some research, cause I’m like really smart – ”

This is not a great way to start.

Karma: “ – so I came up with this idea, since like it’s really important that all of you are vaccinated, so i checked all your tests, before – your vax cards – before you came in here, so, my theory is – and I know this is going to work because I’m super smart – so if I get…because you are all vaccinated, because there’s vaccine in your cum, and so if you put your semen in my mouth and then I swallow it, like, I think with enough, like, if I eat enough vaccinated semen then I’ll be kinda vaccinated also.”

Jesus fucking christ. 

The seven black guys all agree that her plan is pretty smart.

Karma: “Yeah, it’s like, on the news, right?”

In fairness, swallowing seven loads of African-American semen to get vaccinated is probably not the dumbest anti-science conspiracy I’ve ever heard of. 

Dude: “Cause you’re afraid of needles, but you’re not afraid of dicks, right?”
Karma: “Right!”
Dude 2: “Enough said. We got you.”

This is where having a script would be beneficial. The line “You’re afraid of pricks but not afraid of dicks, right?” is right there for the taking. 

All seven black guys seem very willing to gangbang this stupid-ass white girl and send her off to die from COVID in Iceland. 

Karma tells them to get their dicks out, and mentions that there’s ‘cookies and juice over there’, like we’re in fucking kindergarten, and then they fuck. 

Sort’ve. This is a blowbang, so everyone takes turns frenetically throat-fucking Karma and offering words of encouragement like “Get that dick back in that throat” and “Choke on it bitch” while she drools everywhere for 45 straight minutes. Eventually things end the way they normally do, times seven.

Karma: “I’m sure he’ll be really happy, now that you’ve covered me in vax juice.”

Have to agree, most husbands are happy learning their wife has swallowed seven loads of cum instead of taking medicine seriously. By all means, pursue this ending. 

Kissing: No.