We open on Britney Ray out for a walk in sunny California, examining a map. She pauses at a scenic overlook, and after a moment or two, Renee Jordan comes jogging along. 

Britney: “Do you live around here?”
Renee: “Yeah I do.”
Britney: “It’s really nice up here. All the houses look so expensive! 
Renee: “Yeah they’re pretty a little bit much.”
Britney: “I wish I could move up here but I don’t think I could afford it.”
Renee: “What are you looking for?”
Britney: “Just a room would be great.”
Renee: “Well I have two rooms available.”
Britney: “Wow that sounds great! So is it very far away?”
Renee: “No actually it’s just a couple feet that way.”

It is not, in fact, a couple feet that way, a couple feet that way is just more of the walking path, and a couple feet more is more walking path, and a couple feet more is the street. I’m guessing Renee fucked up her lines here. 

The two girls head off to Renee’s place which magically has two rooms available, for reasons that are unclear. Renee takes Britney into the first room that they’re using for a living room, and then into a bedroom.   

Britney: “I like this painting, did you paint it yourself?”
Renee: “No, actually, I bought it, because I love how her boobs are…all natural. And then she has a little hairy…pussy. Her body is just so beautiful that I can’t resist. I just want to touch her, don’t you? 
Britney: “It is very beautiful.”

Very subtle.

After this awkwardness, Renee says she’ll show Britney ‘my room’. I’m not entirely sure why. If you have a roommate joining you they probably don’t need to know what’s going on in your room, unless you want them joining you in said room in the very near future. 

Britney: “By the way, I’m Britney.”
Renee: “I’m Renee.”

They shake hands. Well. That’s another thing I want to see more of in porn: a nice firm handshake. 

Britney finally gets down to asking how much it would cost to rent a room. Renee says she’ll give her a deal: $900, instead of the more normal $1300. This was filmed in 2012, so that sounds roughly accurate, even for this palatial mansion that Renee somehow controls. Also, there’s a painting of a woman holding a glass of wine on the wall:

We get a bit more dialogue and then cut forward to Renee chilling out on the bed. There’s a knock on the door and Britney comes in with the first and last month’s rent. There’s some small talk, but quickly Britney gets down to business: 

Britney: “I’ve been here a couple days now and I still haven’t seen any boys around the house.”
Renee: “Uh, you know that picture in the room that I showed you?”
Britney: “Yeah.”
Renee: “I like women.”
Britney: “That makes sense what with the way you were touching it and describing it and all.”
Renee: “Have you ever done…with a woman before?”
Britney: “No, nothing.”
Renee: “Have you ever thought about it?”
Britney: “Well, a little bit, I mean, well, if it happens it happens.”
Renee: “Well…what if it happens now?”

Renee subtly places a hand on Britney’s knee. 

Britney: “I guess that’d be all right.”

Renee strokes Britney’s back and says she’s super attractive and that’s why she picked her over the other 5 applicants, which…fair enough. Feels a little creepy, but hey, most landlords pick and choose based on who they want to fuck. They share a deeply awkward kiss. 

Renee: “You’ve got really nice titties. They’re all natural, right?”
Britney: “Of course!”
Renee: “Want me to…lick them?”
Britney: “Yeah.”

Consent! It’s important. 

Anyway, they summit Fuck Mountain, eat each other out in a variety of positions, check in with each other three or four times, and end with a snuggle session. Classic lesbian shit. 

Now, normally I would never review something as generic as this on StupidPornPlots. There’s nothing terribly stupid or interesting about a lesbian landlord. But as I was watching this, I saw the two paintings in the background and thought they both seemed super familiar. It was almost like I’d seen them before. It took a little digging, but before long I realized that they were very obviously paintings in some porn director’s house, and had been featured in way too many pornos.

Kissing: Yes

Way too many.

An excessive number.