This one comes to us from Don’t Tell Mommy 11, which, first of all, what a great title for a long-running porn series, even if it doesn’t make any sense for this scene. We open on Rick Masters (repeat offender) sitting on the couch with Brooke Hunter.
Brooke: “So we’re clear with the rules, right? No donkey punching, no animals, no slapping, choking – lightly, but do not leave any marks on her, I do not want her dad to find out about this, all right? And, all right, she’s new at this, she’s bound to be pretty tight, so if, you know, she’s too tight, just put this right on your cock and you’ll slide right in, no problem.”
Rick: “Is that…butter? …..okay.”
Lot to unpack there.
First, this is uncomfortably close to the list of rules Buck was outlining for the trucker who was going to rape The Bride in Kill Bill Vol. 1. Kill Bill came out in 2003, this film came out in 2006, you do the math.
Second, it’s a little weird that you have to specify no animals. I mean, maybe that’s a good rule to have, I’m certainly not an expert, but I always thought that unless animals were specified to be on the menu, you just took it as a given that animals were off-limits, call me crazy.
Third, we just established this series is called DON’T TELL MOMMY. Shouldn’t it be her dad who’s in here pimping her out?
Fourth, and finally, and probably most importantly…
…butter?
Butter?
Brooke: “So, Mr. Masters, we’ve taken care of all our business, I’m going to bring Stacy in, you’re going to love her, she’s a beautiful girl, and don’t forget, my husband has three more daughters, so we hope to see a lot of you.”
Rick: “A lot more butter!”
Jesus Christ, Brooke is a straight-up pimp running a stable of whores daughters stepdaughters?
Brooke screams for ‘Stacy’ a few times. Finally Smokie Flame comes in. Brooke introduces her to Mr. Masters, but Stacy asks her for a quick word first. They go over to one side.
Brooke: “What!?”
Smokie: “I don’t know if I can do this.”
Brooke: “What are you talking about, you can’t do it! We agreed you were going to do it!”
Smokie: “I don’t know if I can.”
Brooke: “He’s here, and you better not embarrass me in front of him! You get over there and fuck him good, you hear me!”
Smokie: “…okay.”
Brooke: “And you better not make me come in and show you what to do like I did with your sister, I’m serious! Now go fuck that man, right now! You want to go to college!”
Smokie: “Yeah.”
Brooke: “Fine! Then go do what you gotta do. Now!”
Smokie: “What’s that butter for?”
Brooke: “Go! Don’t worry about it, go!”
I think there’s an interesting message here, perhaps a subtle indictment of modern American society where mothers are forced to pimp out all four of their daughters into unwilling prostitution to be able to afford higher education, but I also think that message is being lost under all the butter.
They go back over to Rick and Brooke re-introduces Smokie to him. Smokie sulkily says that she’s not going to need any butter, so Brooke takes the butter and leaves, which is a bunch of hot bullshit. You can’t introduce a stick of butter like that and then just NOT use it, even though they try to get around it with a little dirty talk, which includes:
Smokie: “I don’t need butter. I’m always wet.”
Anyway. That’s about it. They fuck in a variety of positions and things end the way they normally do, with a couple quick lines to wrap things up at the end.
Smokie: “You better tell Chelsea I did a good job of fucking you.”
Rick: “Oh yeah, no butter at all.”
Smokie: “No butter at all.”
I will, however, leave a couple comments that were left on this porn video. If you’ve ever had the misfortunate to venture into the comments section on porn sites, they are equally as racist, misogynist, and batshit crazy as every comments section on every site:
Kissing: No
Oral Sex Reciprocity Scale:
- Fellatio: 2:51
- Cunnilingus: 1:47