We open with a title card, which I appreciate, and a misspelled one at that, which I appreciate more:

C’mon guys. This is not that hard. You couldn’t look up how to spell “technique”?

Anyway, this one comes to us from Class Reunion #3, the same DVD where the Testing The Prison Wallet scene comes from. We move into an office room where Nick East is sitting behind the desk and Sunshine is singing…You Are My Sunshine. Which, you have to give it up to the director, that’s a pretty solid song pairing for Sunshine. 

That being said, Sunshine is NOT a strong singer, and Nick knows it. 

Nick: “Look, you’re a terrific actress in my drama class, I’ll give you that.”

Strong disagree, based on what we’re about to see over the next twenty minutes. 

Nick: “But this musical…I just don’t see any way we’ll be able to get your, uh, vocal abilities up to par in time for the opening day of the play. Um…have you ever considered taking throat lessons?”
Sunshine: “Throat lessons? I’ve taken singing lessons.”
Nick: “No, no, you’re going to need something an awful lot more than vocal lessons. You’re actually going to need throat lessons. You’re going to need to have to open up those pipes. You’re going to need to go deeper and more fulfilled and filled. See…come over here. Open your mouth. Put your tongue out.”

He kinda gropes her tongue a bit, which is gross:

Nick: “Now see, we’re going to have to get that wiiiiide open. We’re going to have to make that all nice and wide.”
Sunshine: “How are we going to get my throat to be wider?”
Nick: “Hmm. There is a trick that…a trick that professional singers have used since the beginning of time. Um, but, you’ll have to get down on your knees for this little exercise. Open your mouth.  Yeah, I can see we can get that a lot wider. Just going to take this little bit – ”
Sunshine: “Oh my gosh, why is your penis out?”
Nick: “Who’s the teacher here?”

So Nick grabs her by the back of the neck, which I don’t like at all, and pulls her into his dick, but she acquiesces immediately and they’re off.

Now, as stupid porn plots go, having to suck a dick to widen your throat to improve your singing ability? That’s pretty solid. But after maybe twenty seconds of knob-polishing, Sunshine pulls his dick out of her mouth.

Sunshine: “Mmm, I see why. AAAAAAAAA.”

This note, however, is held perfectly. Holy fucking shit! I thought this was just some devious ploy by Nick to score a free blowjob from his naïve student, but it turns out it actually fucking works! Giving head makes you a better singer! They need to start bringing this into reality singing competitions. 

She blows him for a bit and eventually Nick boosts her up into the desk and things start going off the rails.

He tells her ‘Here’s another trick of the trade’ and starts chowing down on her lady parts. Sunshine asks if this will also help her singing and Nick assures her that it will…but then it’s just some fairly standard munching rug. After a bit Nick tells her that her breathing is helping her open up, although I would’ve preferred a joke about him telling her to make sure she’s moaning in A minor or something.

That’s about it. He fucks her in a variety of positions and the majority of the orifices and things end the way they normally do. 

Kissing: Yes

Oral Sex Reciprocity Scale:

• Fellatio: 2:17
• Cunnilingus: 2:56