We open on a slow, porny, pan-up the exposed legs of Tegan Mohr (repeat offender) who is standing in front of a series of largely interracial porn DVDs while she talks on the cell phone.

Tegan: “No. No. Stop. Shut up for half a second. No, I told you that I’m out today, and you didn’t fucking need to know where I was. No, it doesn’t matter. I gave you stuff to do, you have stuff to do. Why do you need me home? Just forget it. No, I’m out with the girls. I told you I was out. No, I didn’t have to say I was out with the girls earlier, because it doesn’t matter where I am. I’m just out. Well, I’m having coffee. You can do those chores by yourself! I gave you plenty to do, you’re plenty busy.”

Tegan’s talking to her fiance here, and doing some fairly solid improvisational work. I appreciate that she’s given her fiance chores to complete, which helps establish who is dominant in this situation. 

Tegan: “I gotta go.”

Tegan hangs up, and we cut forward to a glory hole booth that doesn’t even have a toilet – what if you need to take a dump mid-fellatio? – that has a TV on the wall playing porn. Tegan is very into this at first, and then:

Tegan: “This place is so gross.” 

We pan down to see one unwrapped and one used condom on the floor. I agree. This is fucking disgusting. I’d get the hell out of there, personally. 

Instead, Tegan looks at the TV, mutters “That’s really hot” and starts stroking the kitty through her underwear.  

Tegan: “Oh man, watching him lick cum off of her. I should make David do that. Heheh. He wouldn’t like it very much. But I don’t think that guy does either.” 

Yes, this one is firmly in the cuck category, despite David (her fiance) never making an appearance. 

Tegan watches the TV for a minute, and suddenly a black hand appears through the hole to start feeling her up:

She slurps on his fingers for a bit, and then her phone rings, and she answers. 

Tegan: “David. Yeah, I’m out with the girls. […] I don’t need to go to the bank with you. I gotta go!”

She hangs up, exasperated, and tongue-kisses the dude through the upper hole. Then a large black dick appears through the lower hole.

Tegan: “Oh my god.” 

Some more playing around, then the phone rings again. Tegan yells at David a bit, saying he’s annoying ‘the girls’ as well as herself.

Tegan: “Did you clean the bathroom? Are you sure? I know you don’t like to clean it.”

Tegan crams the dick into her mouth. 

Tegan: “I’m just drinking coffee.”

Gents, this is 100% realistic. If your girlfriend slash fiancee slash wife ever says she’s out drinking coffee, she has a black man’s johnson in her mouth. No exceptions.

Tegan unwraps a condom and we get a brief scene where she pretends the condom is too small to even fit over this enormous black schlong. It’s…well, I mean, the point is to have her marvelling over how big the dick is, so for some porno space work, I don’t hate it, but also, condoms are pretty stretchable, so this bit doesn’t pass the sniff test. 

Tegan: “Oh, I want this n***** cock.”

WHOA.

Hard R and everything. This is…not uncommon in porn. Hell, I’ve seen entire compilations of white girls saying “Fuck me with that n***** dick” so apparently that’s a fetish for a sizable percentage of the population. We don’t like to kink-shame here at Stupid Porn Plots, but yikes. 

Tegan: “No condom, so I get to have it bareback. You want to fuck me bareback with your big n***** cock?”

The black guy does, so she blows him for a bit until the phone rings AGAIN.

Tegan: “David, if the phone rings one more time in the next three hours, I’m calling off this fucking engagement. You’re absolutely ridiculous.”

Tegan gets down on her knees on the absolutely disgusting floor and jerks the dude off onto her face while begging for his “n***** juices”. She’s then about to wedge the still-hard dude inside of her when her phone starts ringing AGAIN. You know. Not to criticise, but you could turn your phone off, or put it on silent.

At this point, though, the black guy gets fed up with things, bitches about how she keeps answering the phone, and bails. Tegan’s very frustrated, but picks up her panties and uses them to mop the cum off her face while complaining about how everyone’s going to see the cum on her face when she walks through the store. Well. Yeah. That’s the risk you take when visiting a glory hole booth at the back of a porn shop. It’s not like everyone doesn’t know when you come stumbling out, even if your chin isn’t glistening. 

Kissing: Yes.