We open on Bailey Nicole sitting next to an uncredited actor playing her father, and both of them look like they’re thrilled to be here:

Dad: “So, what boy are you going out with tonight? You know it’s a school night. HONEY! Did you say Cynthia could go out tonight?”
Mom: (offscreen) “She’s only going out for a couple of hours.” 
Dad: “So. What’s his name?”
Bailey: “Tom. His name is Tom.”
Dad: “Tom. Do I know a Tom? Is he that boy who played football for Kenoka?”
Bailey: “You don’t know him…”
Dad: “Did you meet him in class?”
Bailey: “He doesn’t go to school.”
Dad: “He doesn’t go to school? How old is he?”

Bailey sulkily reveals that maybe he’s in his thirties, and Dad is less than pleased:

Dad: “Gladys, did you hear this, she’s going out with someone my age!”
Bailey: “You’re not in your thirties, and besides, I’m eighteen…”

Smooth. 

Tom’s car pulls up outside so Bailey kisses her dad goodbye, but Dad demands that he come in to meet him. Bailey’s annoyed, but goes outside and greets Tom, aka Alex Sanders, and explains he needs to come in and meet her dad. Alex bitches about this, but comes inside.  Inside, the two men eye each other with deep dislike, but shake hands.

Alex: “Hi, I’m Tom.”
Dad: “I’m Cyntha’s father. And so, Tom, what do you do for a living?”
Alex: “I’m in finance. Mostly real estate investments.”
Dad: “And you’re dating a high schooler?”
Bailey: “I’m eighteen!” 
Dad: “You act sixteen! So, Tom, understand it’s a school night, I want her back by 11:00. And no drinking! You realize it’s illegal to serve alcohol to minors?”
Alex: “Sir, I want you to know I have nothing but honorable intentions for your daughter. We’re just going to the art gallery and then I’ll bring her right back.”

Alex and Bailey leave.

Dad: “Honorable, my ass. I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

He then shrugs and goes back to his newspaper. That’s a man who cares deeply about his daughter. Or maybe he views a real estate financier as a suitable option for Bailey. 

We are then treated to an insert scene – a setup for another scene later in the Little Darlings DVD – with Nikki Hilton walking down the sidewalk, when suddenly she sees Dirty Harry watching her from behind a tree like some kind of psychopath.

I can barely concentrate on that, because I was mesmerized by the life-size deer statue that’s just casually hanging out in the background. 

I didn’t watch the entire DVD so I don’t know if the deer is featured somehow later. Hopefully.  

We then rejoin Alex and Bailey at Alex’s place. He hands her a rum and coke and tells her not to tell her daddy. Bailey sips the drink and Alex immediately puts his hand beneath hers, tipping the drink up and forcing her to chug it.

Oh, 2005. Remember when pushing woman to get drunk so you could fuck them was so casual and wacky? 

He tells her it’s going to get all “warm inside” and they immediately start making out. It’s…pretty fucking creepy, to be honest. 

That’s about it. They fuck in a variety of positions and the majority of the orifices until things end the way they normally do.

Kissing: Yes

Oral Sex Reciprocity Scale:

• Fellatio: 5:01
• Cunnilingus: 0:00