It is a truth universally acknowledged that everyone in porn is bisexual. In practical terms, bisexuality generally just applies to women, because women in porn are interested in everything. However, a porn scene that is not explicitly bisexual can often feature a number of men that carefully ignore each other, even when they’re crossing swords by stuffing two cocks simultaneously into an orifice and grinding on each other.

In porn, anything can and usually does happen. Straight men only need to see another cock to dive mouth-first into a gay experience, much like straight women upon seeing a vag or areola. Lesbians, of course, are dying to put a dick to the test. The only truly unknown scenario is gay men being seduced into fucking a woman, because apparently straight men, straight women, gay men, and gay women all don’t give a fuck about that fetish. 

These scene hails from “Gag Factor 21”, featuring Baby Dee, who’s been in 8 pornos, and Rick Masters, who’s been in 2,126 pornos. There’s probably something significant about these statistics, but I certainly don’t know what.  

We open on Rick on a sofa in a generic living room, and Baby Dee rolls in, lighting a cigarette, dressed as a Stereotypical Butch Lesbian: jeans, wife-beater, flannel shirt, short hair, baseball cap. Porn tends to lack nuance. 

Baby inquires after “Melinda” who is apparently at the store, and Melinda and Rick are going to the movies tonight. Baby says she doesn’t know what Melinda sees in men, which piques Rick’s interest because of course, why not? Baby clarifies that “men make her sick” and she thinks she would “gag if she kissed a guy”.

Rick: “What, you don’t like cock?”
Baby: “Fuck no.”
Rick: “Aw, you need to get fucked once, you might like it.”
Baby: “Man, I need a dick? That’s what strap-ons are for.”

Rick goes on to clarify the differences between dicks and strap-ons. Dicks are “nice and warm” and “made of flesh”. These two points will be brought up again later in the scene. His earlier point, about getting fucked, will not. 

Rick: “Cocks are your friends!”

Baby admits that, in fact, she has never even held a dick before. Rick asks her if she’d like to, and immediately Baby agrees that she should “give it a shot”. Shocker. She starts massaging the one-eyed trouser snake through his jeans.

Rick: “C’mon, you can’t be a hardcore dyke all through your life.”

Keep it classy, porn. 

Rick pulls his erect penis out, and she starts rubbing it, and then says “Wow, this is soft,” which is one of the *very* few times a female porn star will say that about a male porn star’s dick but legitimately mean it as a compliment, in context. Rick then grabs the back of her head and proceeds to frenetically face-fuck her throat for the next ten minutes and forty-two seconds until he blows his load into her mouth. In a nice change, she immediately coughs and sits back up.

Baby: “I’m gonna need some pussy to chase that down.”
Rick: “What’re you talking about, you don’t like cock?”
Baby: “Na, man.”
Rick: “I heard it tastes like chicken.”