We open on Kylie Rocket (which is a great porn name) sitting on the couch watching television. 

Female Voice On TV: “Well, you know it isn’t about sex. It’s just a feeling of freedom. We’re not designed to wear clothes. In my book, it’s just a form of oppression.”

A male voice on TV points out that the female is very attractive and asks if her nudism doesn’t result in her getting attention. The female voice says again that nudism isn’t about sex, it’s about freedom, which, I note, did not actually answer the question. Kylie, however, has heard enough, and immediately strips to her birthday suit. She rubs her hands over her exposed body, gives her boobs a bounce, smiles, and wanders out.  

We cut forward. Rion King is now watching television. Kylie enters, buck-ass naked, and plops herself next to him on the couch. 

Rion expresses his surprise at the situation, but Kylie helpfully explains that she’s a nudist now.

Rion: “You can’t just walk around naked!”
Kylie: “Yeah I can.”
Rion: “Mom and Dad would be pissed.”
Kylie: “Mom and Dad aren’t here. They’re on vacation until Friday, so that means I can do whatever the fuck I want. And this is my house anyways, your dad married my mom, so this is how it’s going to be from now on.”

Goddamn that’s some smooth exposition.  

Kylie says that Rion could be a nudist too, and that it’s “very empowering”. Rion declines. Kylie calls him a chicken. Rion folds immediately, strips down, and sits back down with his hands covering his package.

Kylie: “See? Don’t you feel more comfortable in your own skin?”
Rion: “No.”

We cut forward, Kylie and Rion are doing laundry, and we get a very artistic inside-the-washer shot. 

For a moment I thought Kylie was about to get herself stuck the way those careless stepsisters so often do, but instead, she drops a sock on the floor and gives Rion an eyeful of her coochie while she picks it up. Next, they load the dishwasher. Honestly, I could watch Kylie do nude chores all day, although it’s very upsetting that they’re putting the glasses on the bottom. Have these two seriously never loaded a dishwasher before? Immersion ruined.

Next, Kylie is plumping up the pillows on the couch – very erotically – when she notices that Rion has a boner. 

Kylie: “Nudism isn’t about sex, okay? It’s a form of control.”
Rion: “I just can’t help it. I’m a healthy male. I get hard when I see a hot girl.”
Kylie: “….you think I’m hot?”
Rion: “Yeah, my dick does. Besides, don’t people get hard at nudist camps?”
Kylie: “I don’t know, I’ve never been to a nudist camp.”

Rion has a bright idea, though: if he has an orgasm, maybe his boner will go away? Kylie asks what she’s supposed to do about it. Rion suggests she help him cum. Kylie says hell no. Rion says fine, he’ll just put his clothes back on. Fair enough, but if Kylie stays naked I don’t see your boner problem going away. 

Kylie: “If we’re going to do this, we’re going to do this the right way. Fine. You can jerk off to me.”

Rion says it’ll be a lot faster if Kylie does it for me, and she agrees without much more fuss. She gives him a mediocre handjob and asks him if he’s going to cum after maybe 20 seconds. Good lord.

Kylie starts getting annoyed he hasn’t ejaculated yet, so Rion suggests that maybe, you know, she puts her mouth on it? I have to agree. 

Kylie: “That’s not right!”
Rion: “It’s not like we’re actually related.”

It’s interesting that Kylie puts a fine distinction between jerking off her stepbrother and fellating her stepbrother. Sort’ve. Shocker, she gives in immediately, and after a few minutes of fairly standard knob-slobbing she tells Rion that he needs to stick it in her. And then they plow. 

It’s…fine, I guess. Things end with a creampie, which seems risky, given she’s his stepsister, and that’s about it. I was hoping that the door would open and their parents would walk in immediately after they finish, but porn companies never go for the funny endings. 

Kissing: No

Oral Sex Reciprocity Scale:

• Fellatio: 3:22
• Cunnilingus: 0:00