We open on Voodoo leading an unnamed and uncredited horse up toward a – farm, I guess? Ryann Shields is on the horse, and she’s not holding the reins. I’m going to go ahead and assume she knows nothing about riding horses. 

Voodoo: “How was he? Was he good?”
Ryann: “It was okay, I just think he needs more work.”
Voodoo: “More work? What do you mean?”
Ryann: “I just feel like he’s a little stiff.”
Voodoo: “Well, I’ll definitely spend more time with him, Miss Shields, I know you have that competition coming up and I know you want him ready, so I’ll put in a lot of work.”
Ryann: “You definitely need to do some more work, because I wouldn’t want to have to tell my dad.”
Voodoo: “Oh, no no, don’t worry, Miss Shields, don’t worry, I’ll work with him! Please, don’t tell your father. He’ll definitely be ready for the competition in two weeks. I promise. I promise you!”
Ryann: “Just lead him back to the stable. I have other things to do.”

Yeah, these people don’t know anything about horses. Also, I’m very distracted by the shadow of the boom mike on the neck of the horse. Also: stop making porn stars improvise.

Voodoo leads the horse into the stable, and we get a couple shots of him patting the horse on the neck and talking about what a beautiful stallion he is. It’s almost certainly a gelding. His chores finished, he asks Ryann if he can go home, but she tells him to hold his horses. She tells him her horse hasn’t been acting normal.

Voodoo: “He hasn’t been acting normal? Well, I’m sorry about that, I’ll, I’ll, definitely try different techniques, um, uh, I’ll definitely try a bunch of, uh, different methods to get the training going, because I know you want to use him for the competition.”

So, clearly these pornographers have access to a horse and someone’s stable to film this, they couldn’t find a single person to put together a few horse words that sounded realistic? Just mention dressage and a flying change, boom, you’re done. Ryann, however, is sick of him stalling:

Ryann: “I get what I want, when I want, and you’ve been playing with my patience.”

Not sure why, but there’s something about a bitchy horse girl in riding gear that does it for me. I’m sure there’s some sort of Venn diagram that includes pent-up sexual frustration, being batshit insane, and having rock-hard thighs. 

Voodoo says that he’ll do anything because he’s desperate to keep this job. Ryann prods him with her riding crop while monologuing about how she loves having power. She then rubs her riding crop against his dick and says she notices that he watches her ass when she’s riding, and asks if she turns him on. She’s definitely trying to stirrup trouble. 

Ryann: “Have you ever jacked off thinking about me?”
Voodoo: “Um, I’m not sure, Miss Shields, I don’t know what to say to that.”
Ryann: “You’d better tell me the truth. I need to know.”
Voodoo: “Yes, I have. I’m really sorry.”

Ryann tells him he doesn’t need to be sorry, because it might save his job…as long as he does whatever she wants. Clearly saddled with fears of unemployment, Voodoo readily agrees.

With that, she sinks to her knees and starts polishing his knob while the horse eyes them suspiciously from the stall. What is with it with pornographers having horses hanging out in the background, whinneying periodically? What a nightmare. 

After some standard knob-slobbing, Voodoo ponies up and eats her ass for a while, just to be neighborly. He asks if she likes it and she spurs him on. Eventually he trots over to the wall, fetches a horse blanket and Ryann mounts and rides him in bare back cowgirl, displaying considerably more proficiency than she did aboard the actual horse. From there, they’re pretty much off to the races, briefly touching on Reverse Cowgirl and a couple minutes in side-saddle. 

It’s pretty solid. They come close to violating the 2nd Commandment, but luckily Ryann leaves her gloves and boots on.  

Eventually things end the way they normally do. Ryann tells him he can keep his job – as long as her father doesn’t learn he’s been put out to stud – collects her belongings, and prances off around the corner. 

Kissing: No

Oral Sex Reciprocity Scale:

• Fellatio: 3:55
• Cunnilingus: 2:32