Q: Why did you start this website?

A: Many people have wondered ‘What is the stupidest porn plot that has ever existed?’ but very few people have ever attempted to answer that question. This website attempts to answer it.

Q: I know of a really stupid porno, will you review it?

A: Maybe! Email me: stupidpornplots@gmail.com

Q: Is there something deeply wrong with you?

A: Almost certainly.

Q: What’s going on with this ‘Oral Sex Reciprocity Scale’?

A: I’ve heard many people complain that porn has lengthy blowjob scenes, while very little time (outside of lesbian scenes) is focused on cunnilingus, so I decided to see if this was true. Notably, over the first nine months I tracked this in 2022, fellatio averaged 5:08 minutes, while cunnilingus averaged 1:11. [I only track this for M-W scenes with just two people, and for obvious reasons, I exclude any scenes that are just a blowjob.]