- Thou Shalt Have Enthusiastic And Ongoing Consent
- Thou Shalt Not Do Outfit Stuff And Then Remove The Entire Outfit
- Thou Shalt Commit To The Bit
- Thou Shalt Not Make Porn Stars Improvise Dialogue
- The Camera Guy / Director Shall Shut The Fuck Up
- The Male Talent Shall Be Noticeably Quieter Than The Female Talent; Alternately, Be Silent
- Thou Shalt Not Cut To A Close-Up Of The Male Talent’s Face Before Ejaculation
- Thou Shalt Find A Happy Medium Between A Starfish And OH GOD FUCK ME FUCK ME OH YES OH GOD OH FUCK I’M CUMMING FUCK ME FUCK ME OH GOD.
- Thou Shalt Not Play Shitty Porn Music
- Seriously, Enough With The Incest