In today’s update, Britney Light who is out sunbathing in a bikini on a deck chair in her back yard, surreptitiously watching Seth Gamble, who is cleaning the pool. She answers her phone, which is very clearly not on.
Britney: “Hey girl. Cameron? No, we’re not together anymore. We broke up, ‘cause he was trying to be really controlling. No, he’s such a fucking dick. This happened like a couple days ago. Yeah. Yeah. We have this new pool boy and I’m kinda ready to get under him to get over him. Yeah. He’s just wearing some shorts and a t-shirt. He’s tall and handsome…yeah, he has a great body. Yeah, I do really want to fuck him. Yeah, I really want that pool boy and his dick.”
Britney starts masturbating through her bikini bottoms while she tells her girlfriend about how much she wants to suck some pool boy dick. And fair enough, when you dump your controlling boyfriend, the best way to get past it is some hot pool boy sex. That’s why God invented pool boys.
As she’s talking, we keep cutting back to Seth, and it’s not entirely clear if he can overhear the conversation, but he does take this opportunity to pop that top off, so I suspect he can. They’re also not that far apart and she’s not being particularly quiet.
Britney: “Oh my god, girl, I’m gonna have to call you right back, he’s just taking his shirt off right now.”
They both awkwardly check each other out when they hope the other one’s not looking and try to figure out how to play it. Finally Britney has a bright idea.
Britney: “Hey pool boy. Come here for a second. Your name’s Seth, right?”
Seth: “Yeah, how’re you doing?”
Britney: “Can you help me with something? Can you put oil on my butt? Please? It’s right there.”
Ah, yes, the classic, ‘Can you put oil on my butt’ routine. Works every time.
Seth: “Sure, no problem. Is your dad here?”
Britney: “Oh no, he’s out of town right now.”
So Seth oils up that derriere.
Britney: “You’re really good with your hands. I was watching you use that stick over there. Do you have another stick I could see you use your hands with?”
Uh…she wants to watch him jerk off? Turns out no, it was just poor phrasing. No second takes! Britney shucks those pool shorts down and starts going to town. She sucks his dick for a bit, and a police siren starts up in the background and begins rapidly approaching. For a second I thought the plot twist was that daddy had gotten home early from his business trip and called the cops, but no such luck, it was just a cop driving past.
Anyway, they fuck in a variety of positions and things end the way they normally do.
Kissing: Yes
Oral Sex Reciprocity Scale:
Fellatio: 4:41
Cunnilingus: 0:00